Monster List Is Not a Game
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU HAVE SELECTED MONSTER LIST
You: 1. Frankenstein
You: NOW IT’S YOUR TURN!
Stranger: exorcist
You: NOW IT’S MY TURN!
You: 3. werewolf
You: NOW IT’S YOUR TURN!
Stranger: blair witch project
You: NOW IT’S MY TURN!
You: 5. mummy
You: NOW IT’S YOUR TURN!
Stranger: wait…that’s not monster…thats a frikkin hillarious movie…seen that george of the jungle guy on it? what his name
Stranger: fucking crack up
You: THATS NOT A MONSTER, YOU LOST A TURN
You: NOW IT’S MY TURN
You: 6. dracula
You: NOW IT’S YOUR TURN
Stranger: lol
Stranger: get off it
You: THATS NOT A MONSTER, YOU LOST ANOTHER TURN….WATCH OUT!
You: NOW IT’S MY TURN
You: 7. witch
Stranger: watch out for what
You: NOW IT’S YOUR TURN
Stranger: watch out for what…
You: THATS NOT A MONSTER, YOU LOST ANOTHER TURN…THE MONSTERS GOT YOU!
You: GAME OVER
You: EVERY DAY 900 AMERICAN BABY CHILDREN ARE TURNED INTO BATS
