Hawks vs Falcons Vs Eagles

My name is Joe Wengert.
I live in Los Angeles.
I work for the Upright Citizens Brigade Training Center.
I perform improv every Monday night at the UCB with "The Smokes."
I also enjoy writing and performing stand up comedy.
I am interested in collecting collages, drawings, photos, and videos depicting these majestic birds of prey battling each other.
I will eventually neglect this blog.
Mar 31
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I may have become obsessed with Omegle chat

Omegle is a chat site that picks another user at random and lets you have a one-on-one anonymous chat with a complete stranger.

I have spent too much time doing this today.

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Stranger: hi
You: YOU HAVE SELECTED A TEXT BASED ADVENTURE
You: you are in a warehouse
You: do you want to turn on the lights or look in the boxes?
Stranger: look in the boxes
You: you have looked in the boxes
You: you are still in a warehouse
You: do you want to turn on the lights or look in the boxes?
Stranger: turn on the lights
You: you have turned on the lights
You: you are still in a warehouse
You: do you want to turn off the lights or look in the boxes?
Stranger: I already looked in the boxes and turned on the lights
You: INVALID ENTRY
You: do you want to turn off the lights or look in the boxes?
Stranger: look in the boxes
You: you have looked in the boxes
You: you are still in a warehouse
You: do you want to turn off the lights or look in the boxes?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.