Hawks vs Falcons Vs Eagles

My name is Joe Wengert.
I live in Los Angeles.
I work for the Upright Citizens Brigade Training Center.
I perform improv every Monday night at the UCB with "The Smokes."
I also enjoy writing and performing stand up comedy.
I am interested in collecting collages, drawings, photos, and videos depicting these majestic birds of prey battling each other.
I will eventually neglect this blog.
Mar 31
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I may have become obsessed with Omegle chat

Omegle is a chat site that picks another user at random and lets you have a one-on-one anonymous chat with a complete stranger.

I have spent too much time doing this today.

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Stranger: hi
You: YOU HAVE SELECTED A TEXT BASED ADVENTURE
You: you are in a warehouse
You: do you want to turn on the lights or look in the boxes?
Stranger: look in the boxes
You: you have looked in the boxes
You: you are still in a warehouse
You: do you want to turn on the lights or look in the boxes?
Stranger: turn on the lights
You: you have turned on the lights
You: you are still in a warehouse
You: do you want to turn off the lights or look in the boxes?
Stranger: I already looked in the boxes and turned on the lights
You: INVALID ENTRY
You: do you want to turn off the lights or look in the boxes?
Stranger: look in the boxes
You: you have looked in the boxes
You: you are still in a warehouse
You: do you want to turn off the lights or look in the boxes?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  1. ajana reblogged this from erockappel
  2. xmyrin reblogged this from derekreynolds and added:
    I DON’T GET THIS OBSESSION PEOPLE ARE HAVING WITH OMEGLE. Why would you want to have awkward conversation with a...
  3. smarterthanme reblogged this from lazyhorse and added:
    oomb:dalasverdugo:joewengert:...I tried this out yesterday. Pretty cool… talked to someone...
  4. andreasjp reblogged this from dalasverdugo and added:
    so awesome. haha.
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  8. triciamcalpin reblogged this from joewengert and added:
    just tried this. My conversation did not go very well....this is going great
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