Hawks vs Falcons Vs Eagles

My name is Joe Wengert.
I live in Los Angeles.
I work for the Upright Citizens Brigade Training Center.
I perform improv every Monday night at the UCB with "The Smokes."
I also enjoy writing and performing stand up comedy.
I am interested in collecting collages, drawings, photos, and videos depicting these majestic birds of prey battling each other.
I will eventually neglect this blog.
Dec 19
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we bought one of your candy bags and we found bugs in the bags. and my found a fingernail in the candy bags and a pice of hair in the candy bags. we like your candy corn with caramel.

an actual email my company just got that was not spam

Please note that my company is not in the business of selling bags of candy.

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I am starting a new tumblr policy. If something makes me LOL, I will reblog it. (This is better than my more recent new policy, where I reblog some shit about Heart and then never post anything ever again.

The last line of this killed me.

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