we bought one of your candy bags and we found bugs in the bags. and my found a fingernail in the candy bags and a pice of hair in the candy bags. we like your candy corn with caramel.
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an actual email my company just got that was not spam
Please note that my company is not in the business of selling bags of candy.
(via sharingtime)
I am starting a new tumblr policy. If something makes me LOL, I will reblog it. (This is better than my more recent new policy, where I reblog some shit about Heart and then never post anything ever again.
The last line of this killed me.