Hawks vs Falcons Vs Eagles

My name is Joe Wengert.
I live in New York City.
I work for the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater NY.
I perform improv every Saturday night with Reuben Williams.
I write for the Onion News Network.
I am interested in collecting collages, drawings, photos, and videos depicting these majestic birds of prey battling each other.
I will eventually neglect this blog.
Feb 28
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This picture of birds of prey fighting each other comes from Rob Hebert. Rob says: “I don’t know if any of them are hawks, eagles, or falcons, but there are an awful lot of birds fighting, fucking, and dying in this picture by Walton Ford, the most badass painter in the world. Most of his pictures are of things fighting and having sex..” I say: “I wish Rob wouldn’t waste my time with this goddamn artsy-fartsy bullshit and send me pictures of real hawks fighting actual falcons fighting honest-to-goodness eagles. Anybody could paint this.” Please send me more pictures at hawksvsfalconsvseagles@gmail.com.
This picture of birds of prey fighting each other comes from Rob Hebert.

Rob says: “I don’t know if any of them are hawks, eagles, or falcons, but there are an awful lot of birds fighting, fucking, and dying in this picture by Walton Ford, the most badass painter in the world. Most of his pictures are of things fighting and having sex..”

I say: “I wish Rob wouldn’t waste my time with this goddamn artsy-fartsy bullshit and send me pictures of real hawks fighting actual falcons fighting honest-to-goodness eagles. Anybody could paint this.”

Please send me more pictures at hawksvsfalconsvseagles@gmail.com.