Hawks vs Falcons Vs Eagles

i want to start in france with a shotgun

• You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• You: YOU HAVE SELECTED A TEXT BASED ADVENTURE
• Stranger: AWESOME1
• Stranger: WHERE DO I START!?
• You: You are working at an automobile manufacturing plant
• Stranger: I WANT TO START IN FRANCE WITH A SHOTGUN!
• You: A piece of metal is on the conveyor belt in front of you
• You: Press 1 to flatten the metal
• Stranger: I GRAB THE METAL AND CUT MY BOSS'S HEAD OFF WITH IT!
• Stranger: JAIL HERE I COME!
• You: YOU HAVE SELECTED GRAB THE METAL AND CUT MY BOSS'S HEAD OFF WITH IT!
• You: Press 1 to flee
• Stranger: 1
• You: Press 2 to incite a riot
• Stranger: 2
• Stranger: 2
• Stranger: 2
• Stranger: YES 2
• You: YOU HAVE SELECTED FLEE
• Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
• You: Press 1 to run on foot
• You: Press 2 to take your Nissan Altima
• Stranger: I'm hungry...
• You: INVALID ENTRY
• Stranger: 2
• You: Press 3 to steal your boss's Jaguar
• Stranger: 3
• Stranger: 34
• Stranger: 3
• You: You have selected NISSAN ALTIMA
• You: You are driving the NISSAN ALTIMA
• You: Press 1 to turn yourself over to the authorities
• You: Press 2 to drive to Mexico and start a new life as "Greg Titsburg"
• Stranger: 2
• You: Press 3 to enlist in secret brotherhood of metal wielding assassins
• You: You have selected GREG TITSBURG
• You: Mexican Authorities have become suspicious of your silly name
• You: They have handed you over to the police
• Stranger: Bust a cap in every cop I see.
• You: Your Nissan Altima has been repossessed
• You: GAME OVER
• Stranger: ON NOEZ!
• Stranger: I LOST THE GAME!
• You have disconnected.